Mark Twain
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother  Mark Twain
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity.  Another man's, I mean.  Mark Twain
To be busy is man's only happiness  Mark Twain
Get a bicycle.  You will not regret it if you live.  Mark Twain
Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul  Mark Twain
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value from joy you must have somebody to divide it with  Mark Twain
It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not deserve them  Mark Twain
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language  Mark Twain
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value from joy you must have somebody to divide it with  Mark Twain
Golf is a good walk spoiled  Mark Twain
Man is the only animal that blushes.  Or needs to.  Mark Twain
If man had created man he would be ashamed of his performance  Mark Twain
The rule is perfect:  in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane  Mark Twain
It isn't so astonishing, the number of things that I can remember, as the number of things I can remember that aren't so  Mark Twain
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been  Mark Twain
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul  Mark Twain
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience:  this is the ideal life  Mark Twain
It is easier to stay out than get out  Mark Twain
One learns people through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect  Mark Twain
We ought never to do wrong when people are looking  Mark Twain
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them  Mark Twain
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval  Mark Twain
The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself  Mark Twain
When in doubt, tell the truth  Mark Twain