George Bernard Shaw
In heaven an angel is nobody in particular George Bernard Shaw
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended George Bernard Shaw
Who is this Baby Ruth and what does she do? George Bernard Shaw
The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not George Bernard Shaw
Happiness and beauty are by-products. Folly is the direct pursuit of happiness and beauty. George Bernard Shaw
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. George Bernard Shaw
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. George Bernard Shaw
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn George Bernard Shaw
Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything George Bernard Shaw
When people shake their heads because we are living in a restless age, ask them how they would like to live in a stationary one, and do without change George Bernard Shaw
England and America are two countries separated by the same language George Bernard Shaw
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance George Bernard Shaw
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. George Bernard Shaw
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. George Bernard Shaw