Golf
See also:  Sports
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight  Ben Hogan
The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two  Bobby Jones
Don't play too much golf.  Two rounds a day are plenty.  Harry Vardon
A golfer's diet:  live on the greens as much as possible  unknown
If you watch a game, it's fun.  If you play it, it's recreation.  If you work at it, it's golf.  Bob Hope
Golf is a good walk spoiled  Mark Twain